Vanessa, CMT


Imagine...

A beautiful location and beautiful company

The perfect massage

The abrupt amazement as low expectations evaporate the second hands that are strong and uncannily gifted touch your back - this is completely different

The completely unexpected warmth and conviviality, of feeling like we've known each other for years even though we've only just met

Realizing after all that for once, just once, you finally found someone who is everything she claims to be and more...



(Is truth really stranger than fiction? Click here, and you be the judge.)



The dates on my posts are all visits - I don't live in any of the locations listed.
Even the cities on the top of my review profiles - all visits.
The specific dates are on every post, and on many posts even the specific times of day I arrive and leave, usually in a prominent location in the headline or body of the post.
Will I return to your location ? At some point. yes.
Do I know when? If it's not posted, I don't. When I know, I'll post.
Please don't send any "when will you be back" notes - I can't keep literally dozens of cities planned and memorized at once, it's just not humanly possible
I'm always happy to send you an email when I return to your city, so if you'd like me to put you on a mailing list, just let me know.

If we're in the same place at the same time, scroll down for the rest.

** And please always
state your city in every email
- the city, not a neighborhood or something smaller. **
Lots of people get my dates and locations mixed up, so please don't just assume I know where you are - just state your city, a simple thing to avoid much confusion, thanks!


What I offer: one of the best massages of your life, encompassing both therapeutic (very comfortable deep tissue work) and sensual, with a genuinely friendly (genuine means friendly when respect is evident, not doormat or pretend), witty, irreverent woman. If you prefer a provider with all the vibrancy and originality of a mannequin, I am definitely not your girl.

Some providers offer what they call "erotic massage" or "rubdowns" or "backrubs". These are generally appointments that are sensual from the start, as there is no real massage involved, just "rubbing". Typically providers who have no massage training offer these kinds of appointments, and they constitute the lion's share of the "sensual massage" options out there. Since there is no shortage of untrained providers offering "bodyrubs", if this is what you seek or expect, please note that what I provide is real massage, never a "bodyrub". I offer sensual touch as well, at a skill level that's also far beyond the norm, but it follows true therapeutic work. There is a real gap in the market for real serious massage combined with sensual, and I cater to the clientele who can relax and allow me to guide his appointment in a unique direction, by enjoying the full benefit of first therapeutic work followed by a shift to an amazing sensual experience.

I don't offer fetish work, massages given with my feet or any other type of appointment in which feet (or any other body part divorced from the whole) are fetishized. I'm not available for full service, lingerie modeling, "tantra" (I give massage, not a "spiritual experience"), dominance and submission of any sort, or any type of appointment other than therapeutic and sensual massage. There are a variety of providers to fill all those roles, so if you need something other than what I offer, a quick search on the web should yield what you need.

9 AM - 10 PM

Incall: 200/60 min, 275/90 min

Appts confirmed a day or more in advance: -10%
Saturday appts (any time of day): -10%
Sunday through Friday:
9 to 11 AM -10%
Noon to 5 PM -5%
Packages of 10 appts finalized completely in advance -40%
Advance notice and Saturday/time of day can be combined, but time of day doesn't apply on Saturdays.
Since I can't discuss, here's a calculator: metacalc.com

Outcall: 200/60 min, 275/90 min
If the post you saw before coming here said "incall only", outcalls aren't available. When outcalls are available, every ad will mention them.
(+50 if more than 30 miles. Massage table can be brought to homes, condos, and locations with exterior corridors, not high rise hotels/doorman buildings/other crowded environments full of nosy people.)


Where incalls are concerned, please wait until you know you are absolutely free and nothing but a true emergency can "come up" before you hold a time (last minute work meetings and conference calls aren't emergencies, and 100% of the appointment applies for cancellations within 24 hours). And please plan for a time when your phone can be off, not on vibrate, during the actual appointment, so that you can genuinely relax and the flow of the massage can be uninterrupted, thanks.

My pics are here.

My reviews are here and here.
As I'm a certified therapist and for good reason concerned about indiscretion, please place all new reviews on massageanywhere, not adult websites.



If you'll be coming to me or requesting a hotel (not home) outcall,
screening is necessary:

Screening page
(Please don't write without it, thanks.)



(Please use this address rather than replying directly to posts and ads -
most posts are made with addresses I do not otherwise check)